To All Family Members and golf enthusiasts of all ages:

Before the coronation of Jim McCauley as Senior Golfer of the Year or the Comeback Kid (?), one important point should be raised here: it's about a club that the Senior Mr. McCauley carries in his bag. To say the least, it is of questionable origin and suspicious design. For whenever, he is within say 20 yards of the pin, he reaches into his golf bag of tricks and proceeds to hit the ball either into to the hole or to within 2' to 3' after which he says 'that's a gimme' and picks up his ball. I don't believe the man even carries a putter in his bag.
Furthermore, it has been reported by several people in the huge galleries that follow our foursome around, that Senior Jim has been overheard, mumbling (yes, mumbling) to himself, as he reaches into his golf bag that famous line from the movie Scarface, "Say hello to my little friend, The Chipper". He then proceeds to strike the ball with this club (or whatever it is) to the yells of the gallery; "You da' man" or "It's in the hole"...most annoying!
To this date, Senior Jim has refused to submit that club for a PGA inspection and ruling as to its legitimacy. I, for one, would like to see the Senior Mr. McCauley play another round without that club in his bag so as to level the playing field for the rest of us before any Awards Dinner takes place.

See you all on the tour!
Ed Brock